'Twas the week before Christmas
And all through the town
All the people were trippin'
Then something came down

I never knew I had it
Day after day, the dullness grew
Then one day, I just felt plain lazy

Yes, I have it
I have it; you gotta have it
I have it
I am infected
Mono virus

I got the symptoms
I need the cure
I wanna go to bed
Kiss me, kiss me
Get ahead on the door

I got the symptoms
I need the cure
I, I wanna go to bed
Kiss me, kiss me
Get ahead on the door

You won't see it comin'
Day after day after day tedium
Then one day, you'll just feel plain stupid

Oh, yes, you have it
You gotta have it; you gotta have it
Well, I have it; you have it
You are infected
Mono virus

I got the symptoms
I need the cure
I wanna go to bed
Kiss me, kiss me
Get ahead on the door

I got the symptoms
I, I need the cure
I, I wanna go to bed
Kiss me, kiss me
Get ahead on the door

Repetition, same shit
Every day, every year
Change is forbidden
Restrained by the fear
Apathetically speakin'
It's been a long time
The cake remains the same
Now, beat on the doldrums
Beat on the doldrums
Now, beat on the doldrums

Yes, I have it
You gotta have it; you gotta have it
I have it

Got infected
Got me symptoms
I need a cure
I wanna go to bed
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Get ahead on the door

I got the mono virus
Mono virus
Mono virus
Mono virus
Mono virus
Mono virus
Mono virus
Mono