There's a fruitcake for everybody
There's a fruitcake for everyone
There are B-sides to every story
If you decide to have some fun

Take a bite, it's all right
There's some brandy and Star margarine to make it bright
Take a bite, it's all right
A little lovin' and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake

It's the season for being happy
But the reason is dead and gone
If the reason for being happy
Takes a backseat when the season's done

Just take a bite (take a bite), it's all right (it's all right)
Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight
Take a bite (take a bite), it's all right (it's all right)
A little lovin' and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake

Hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey

Everybody, everywhere, people do you really care
Christmas time has once again arrived
Everybody, everywhere, people do you really care
Christmas time has once again arrived

Mistletoe and a little snow
But we don't get it down in Fruitcake Heights
Mistletoe and a little snow
But we don't get it down in Fruitcake Heights (I know)

Stars are falling down from heaven
But it's nowhere near our town
Miracles are falling down from heaven
But it's nowhere near our town

There's a fruitcake in everybody
There's a fruitcake in everyone
There are B-sides to every story
And the story has just begun

So take a bite (take a bite), it's all right (it's all right)
Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight
Take a bite (take a bite), it's all right (it's all right)
A little girl is ridin' all alone
She ran away from home