We are the carol kings, and we like to say hello
We're here to sing you every little Christmas song we know
So get ready, close or open your windows
Take out or hide your money, honey, we don't care
We're here to sing the staples old-fashioned Christmas carols
Oh, here we go again

Merry Christmas, everybody
Happy new year too
Merry Christmas, everybody
Happy new year too

We'll sing of chestnuts frostin' on a turtledoves comin' to town
We'll sing of building a snowman and pretending he's Jackson Browne
Silver bells, silver bells, silver all the way
What fun it is to give love on a one horse Christmas day
It doesn't really matter, the former or the latter
'Cause all we really wanna say is

Merry Christmas, everybody
Happy new year too
Merry Christmas, everybody
Happy new year too (merry Christmas to you)

Merry, merry Christmas, everybody
Happy new year too (merry Christmas to you)
Merry Christmas, everybody
Happy new year too

Come they told me the Lord has come
Let earth in heavenly peace
Whispering dope, never smoke Hope
We'll go down in history, history

We are the carol kings and we like to thank you all (you all, you all)
You've been so very kind, we hope that you had a Christmas ball
We really have to go 'cause there's a dozen houses mo'
But next year we'll be knockin' on your door again
And soon we'll all be singin' the same song that you're hearin'
Now, people let me hear you say

Merry Christmas, everybody
Happy new year too (merry Christmas to you)
Merry Christmas, everybody
Happy new year too (merry Christmas to you)

Merry, merry Christmas, everybody
Happy new year too (merry Christmas to you)
Merry Christmas, everybody
Happy new year too, ooh-ooh

Merry Christmas, everybody
Happy new year too