I went to this party one night
There were a lot of food, girls, the works
I guess I ate too much
Suddenly, I felt funny inside
A tickle in my butt

Why should I torment my mind
Evil air between my thighs
It hurts me deep inside
Oh, 'cause it sucks
Just let me die

I was stuck in this corner, ready to explode
Sweat came down like beads
Still people kept on pouring in
Heck, I'll do it anyway
I'll just blame it on someone else

Why should I torment my mind
Evil air between my thighs
It hurts me deep inside
Oh, 'cause it sucks
Just let me die

Why should I torment my mind
Evil air between my thighs
It hurts me deep inside
Oh, 'cause it sucks
Just let me die

Oh-oh-yeah
Ohh-yeah
I'm falling apart
I'm falling apart
I'm falling apart
I'm falling apart
I'm falling apart, yeah